New year resolutions

1. Stop being sarcastic
2. Not to make fun of unknown ppl on FB
3. Not consume alcohol on a dry day and not have pakoras on a rainy day
4. Be patient and listen to ppl even though they might be speaking in kannada, telugu etc.
5. Not click like on my own comments
6. Stop "drinking" cigarettes
7. Not watch AK's movies and start watching saas bahu serials
8. Not sing out loud when there are other ppl in the car
9. Stop looking what's new in iphone and blackberry app store
10. Stop cribbing while working on windows
11. Stop reading quran and accept I won't be able to understand it
12. Stop looking at flight rates just for fun
13. Listen to what tele marketers have to offer
14. Take full ownership of my actions and it includes farts

Ok that does it, screw you guys I am going home ...