Beer, don't blame me ....

Beer is the wordl's most widely consumed alcoholic beverage, that's what wikipedia says, and I agree.. I know there is something wrong with the word world but I am not in a state to figure that out, so do me a favour correct it when you read it. While I am writing this BB king is running in the background and he is saying the thrill is gone, I want to go to that particular tab of chrome and tell him, that's not true but I am not in a state to figure that out. Someone posted something about Tulips@home and I am quite sure there was  movie dialogue about Tulip in a hollywood movie which I really liked, but I am not able to figure out which movie it was, can you help me here?  I know it was a romantic movie, thats why I remember the dialogue. Don't you know I like love stories, yeah I do. Do you think the prettier the heroine (or hero depending upon what your sex is or what your orientation is) the better the love story? I have one more beer can in my refrigerator (I hope the spelling came out right, there us no red underline but who knows!!!), should I open it or not, I am not able to figure it out. Where was I, hmmmmm yeah Tuips, someone one google says he named his dog Tulip well good for him.
"How blue can you get", thanks BB, I will meet you as soon as I find the tab you are in.  I was watching Homeland series last two nights and in a sleep deprived state, should I sleep? I am not able to figure it out.

Also I want to say, Ghalib you are great


aa ki merii jaan me.n qaraar nahii.n hai
taaqat-e-bedaad-e-intazaar nahii.n hai

dete hai.n jannat hayaat-e-dahar ke badale
nashshaa baa_andaazaa-e-Khumaar nahii.n hai

giriyaa nikaale hai terii bazm se mujh ko
haaye! ki rone pe iKhtiyaar nahii.n hai

ham se abas hai gumaan-e-ranjish-e-Khaatir
Khaak me.n ushshaq kii Gubaar nahii.n hai

dil se uThaa lutf-e-jalvaa haaye ma_anii
Gair-e-gul aa_iinaa-e-bahaar nahii.n hai

qatl kaa mere kiyaa hai ahad to baare
vaaye! agar ahad ustavaar nahii.n hai

tuu ne qasam mai_kashii kii khaa_ii hai 'Ghalib'
terii qasam ka kuchh aitabaar nahii.n hai

I love you

On some days when i wake up early
And see you by my side
I feel like saying ...

Sometimes i glance at you
When you are not looking
And i feel like saying ...

Sometimes when you are talking
I just keep staring into your eyes
And i feel like saying ....

Sometimes when we are walking
I just stop and adore you
And i feel like saying ....

Everynight i dote on you
When you are sleeping
And i feel like saying ....

I feel like saying, i feel like saying
I love you, i love you, i love you

The pain that is 3D ....

So you stand in a queue to watch the movie you have been waiting for. Then another queue starts and they check what stuff you are taking inside to watch the movie. You try to avoid gazing eyes of the security guard when he finds a chocolate bar inside your pocket. You want to say whats wrong with it, I like chocolates while watching a movie and you guys sell for 1000 rupees.

You look for your wife who went ahead because she apparently didn't need a security check. You see another queue and start wondering what's with people & pop-corns in movie theaters. You guess multiplexes decided a long time ago that popcorn is the only food item which is worth serving fresh when you are watching movies. So this is what they give us and that is what we eat. I check I still have my chocolate with me. Few minutes later you realize the queue is actually for those wonderful looking glasses. So you wait in the line before you can get your hands on them. At the counter they ask for hundred rupees security deposit. These guys are very sure that once the movie completes we would like to run away with these glasses. Some of the people are trying to get their glasses replaced so you check whether yours are fine. A couple of ladies are asking whether they can use their goggles because they are funkier. Ignoring those people you give one of the glasses to your wife, and somehow it starts looking different. You see there is more liquid in her glasses than yours. You are not sure which one is better but you look at the queue again and keep quiet.

Meanwhile the gate opens and you wonder whether they should start giving glasses in every movie so that people don't rush towards the gate as soon as it opens. You realize its already 10mins pass the movie start time and rush towards your seats. Then they show you some ads on the screen, some of the ads are repeated so that you understand clearly what they are selling. And then screen flashes you can put on your 3D glasses, you look at your wife and say this is it!! This is gonna be fun!! But this excitement is short-lived the glasses which were looking so admirable few minutes ago, turn themselves into a blackhole as soon as you put them. They start sucking all the light around you along with all the fun and happiness. Wondering why the hell is everything so dark, you take off those glasses. Just to be sure you also confirm you are sitting with your wife. You look at the bright screen but it looks blurred so you have to go back to those glasses. So you start watching the movie again sitting in dark corner wondering how the hell other people around  you are enjoying this. Soon you also start faking you are having fun watching 3D. But the "fun" has just started. Soon there is a eureka moment and you realize you have a nose which is very heavy. After few more minutes your ears also start appearing and you feel are sinking in a dark sea as they are becoming heavier minute by minute. You try to calm down your thoughts, and try to divert your attention. Suddenly Tintin comes closer to you running. Now another can of worms start. You start wondering whether you should look on screen or the place where Tintin is running. While that problem is going on in your head you eyes start complaining. You start rubbing your eyes while your heart starts feeling you are having a headache. You wonder whether headache is because your nose and ears are heavy or whether you are looking at the screen but "seeing" 5 feets down the screen. This goes on and on and you watch the movie in between. Finally the movie ends, you come back home and like all other people you rate the movie 5 stars because it was 3D.