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Invisible man uses invisible ink for writing.. how can he find out that he has run out of ink???

Invisible Man

In a foreign country you really don't know anybody ... you feel like you are invisible ... It all started from this feeling. And then my creative inabilities and some google search (this is the only thing i am efficient at) urged me to torture you with my PJs or Gande or Khatte whatever you may like to call them.

Scene1
Invisible man goes to visit his old friend in his office. His secy asks him to wait. The invisible man's friend says to secy

Tell him I am busy .. I can't see him.

Scene2
Two ladies are talking.
Lady1 : I met invisible man's girl frind yesterday. She is also invisible.
Lady2: How's she?
Lady1: Not much to look at.

Scene3
Invisible man was bored with his invisible girl friend .. he wanted something different .. after some effort he was able to find one beautiful looking lady (not invisible). But honi ko kaun taal sakta hai .. even that relatioship didn't work out .. yeah .. I asked him why .. and he said ..

She saw right through me

More to come ................

Lost in Translation

This poem is dedicated to my beautiful Italian "Anamika" ...who didn't know English ...

Lot, can be said with eyes
Alas! we also need words
Never mind, I tried my best
Gauche! I kept on speaking
Uttering thousands of words
And you never replied
Gee! I should have surmised
English you may not know

Note: I have tried to do something dumb ... if you take first letter of every line
and write them down it appears something like this
.........LANGUAGE .......

That Evening Bus

This poem is dedicated to my beautiful Italian "Anamika" ...who used to travel in my bus ...

Driver stops the bus,
she enters without a fuss
her golden hair shining with rain drops
and i am full of hopes
she stops near front seats
and my heart misses numerous beats
romance is in the air
and, she is coming near
she sits beside me
I say "SI, SI, SI(see note)"
she lets her hair drop down
and my heart starts to moan
she kindles me with her sweet sound
and my heart begins to pound
her beauty is ravishing
and everything in front of me is vanishing
alarm of my phone starts to beep
Oh god! when did I sleep

Note: "SI" means "YES" in Italian